Actually, Meg, while I don't know you, I know of you, and thanks for signing.

I know, I know, I've been slacking. But there's a reason. I've been preoccupied. See, Rob and I have been busy writing our wrestling column, The Next Big Thing. You can read it, and any of the follow-ups, right here. It's a lot of fun to write, and while I'm going to try to keep things going here, it does have the advantage of being shiny and new, so it may steal my attention from time to time.

Also, to deal with the millions and millions of fans that I'm going to pick up doing this article, I felt the need to get a new AIM name so's the fan boys can't bother me when I don't want them to. The new s/n is AIMToGreg. I'll still be using TheyCallHimGreg, so don't think I mean to delete it. I just might be on the other list from time to time, so if you want to have both, you can always talk to me (like all of you always talk to me now).

So the job thing: going pretty well. Rob and I spent Monday looking around, and after deciding that we didn't want to spend all day inside, we figured that we could make good money walking dogs, so that's what we're doing. I called last night and put an ad in the Trading Journal. Ads are free in the Trading Journal. If we ever start making any real money, I might put something in the real newspaper, but that's a long way off. I'm really excited to see how this works out, though. I'll be sure to let you know all about it.

You know, aside from wrestling and looking for a job, there's nothing going on right now.

There was a group of us hanging out over at Rob's house the other day. It was mixed company (I was shocked, too) and we were having a pleasant conversation, when all of a sudden, the TV started showing a troupe of women proudly declaring that they were, "Pearl Girls." Our conversation immediately stopped. Yes, it seems that nothing throws the proverbial wrench into the equally proverbial smoothly running social machine quite as well as reminding everyone (with a jingle) that women bleed from their genitalia from time to time.

And I might as well tell you that Brandon seems to have found himself a new lady friend. Her name it Laken (At least that's how you pronounce it. I'm not sure how it's spelled.) and she's a really nice girl. I like her a lot.

Well I'm gonna go. Thanks for stopping by. And if you're Matt, get in touch with me ASAP.

Later.